i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again
Don Miguel Ruiz. The Four Agreements: A Practical Guide to Personal Freedom. (via wordsnquotes)
Daniell Koepke (via wnq-anonymous)
“Girls who say they like superheroes are lying so boys will-”
“Girls who wear superhero shirts are attention seeking they just want boys to like th-”
“Girls only want to go to Comic Con so they can dress slutty so boys will-”
“Girls who say they like anything are only trying to get boys to-”
servin’ #looks
Please bury this in a time capsule for the future.
You know on the like two days a year I wear a jacket
Dr. Seuss (via thequotejournals)
Me in the apocalypse.
*Has lived in the same house for 9 years*
*Still doesn’t know which light switch is which*
This will be me in 9 years. Weirdest light switches ever in this house.
I feel ya man. The end of the semester is nigh!