Thanks...ive got eye cancer now

Friends and family: What do you plan on getting with your tax returns?

Friends and family: Seriously though that’s not responsible. What are you getting?

Well since most of those things are animal(ish) wouldn’t you really be using hunting style stuff? High powered rifles, shotguns, something that might take down an elecphant where some of those things are concerned.

I’m hunting Bigfoot with my lever gun and Chupacabra with my Tavor and only God can stop me…. by giving me bigger guns

How about a .45-70 Govt BFR & a .500 Smith & Wesson?

If it ain’t an AK, Glock or 1911 you can use whatever you want.

Remember we gotta bring most of the body back for evidence, including its entire head

If you’re limiting those guns, then - just to be a bitch - I’m bringing the VZ58 and the Caracal. about as close to AK/Glock combo as you can get, whilst simultaneously avoiding it entirely.

Catch me running through the woods with my Garand and a bandolier of enbloc clips. Is it the best choice for the Jersey Devil? Who knows! Only God can judge me.

Ok. Or the garand.

Sigh… what about my ‘special’ glock? I have earned the right to have that with me. @dadpat-tactual

Browning Hi-Power, my Taurus Tracker, and my mosin...

The most monumental even in human history was the reddit VS 4chan battle in Tribes Ascend where 4chan pulled it back in the final 10 seconds and you just hear GO GO GO GO GO GO as fucking Galo Sengen starts playing in the bg and then 4chan wins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urfADUE22zA

I don’t even understand the inside jokes on this but please just watch the first few and the final few minutes they’re unreal

SHAZBOWL

SHAZBOT

Chad redditer's- conventional occupation forces...

Virgin 4chaner's- irregular insurgents

Me: *at the grocery store, heading through the bakery toward the donuts because I really shouldn’t but damn it I’m an adult and I want a goddamn donut*

Cake department:

@marsincharge

The unexpected laughter that just ripped through my body made me pull a muscle sfojdfkddk

I’ve never understood laws like these. Obviously the 2nd Amendment exists as a way to protect personal liberties and such, but isn’t forcing someone to own a gun, even if they don’t want one, a violation of someone’s personal liberties?

There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long

This just fucked me up

This took me like a minute to get and then i had to scroll back up to reblog

Tossup between B and E 🤔

yeah that sounds about right

D, A, then E in that order

There’s an exact point where you’re the same distance in time away from your birth as you are from your death, and you’ll never know when it is.

Credit: @blade_wofwof (Tik Tok)

When your boyfriend is a douche but the dog is bad ass!

boi!!

Wholesome Cowboy via /r/wholesomememes http://bit.ly/2t8yjtP

How my blind dates usually start.

Walking in on my girl cheating on me..

If you see this on your DASHBOARD please re-blog so that the previous blog knows they haven't been muted!!!