grizzly man (2005)
Cat snoring into an echo mic (🔊)
I’m watching a documentary on Netflix about animals getting prosthetics and this vet just hand sculpted a prosthetic beak for an injured swan and the very first thing it did was use its new beak to bite someone
that is very on-brand for swans
The dog is missing from this
The composers of movie soundtracks are probably the most underrated people in the whole world
The dog is missing from this
Bill Nye stepped up!!!
Me: dont fuckin boss me around!!!!!
Someone I Find Attractive: *tells me what to do in a semi-stern voice*
Me:
what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas
double jointed
what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas
dead
drugs kill, kids
(fires rifle at a gong to indicate that ive made a joke)
when someone sends you something so Your Type that it hurts