~ Tony Stark remembering little things about others ~

- remembers Peter's exact address

- remembers that Peter left the band and how long ago, from what Happy told him

- remembers what Peter told him in the messages he left him like the lady who offered him a churro.

- remembers what Happy's favorite show is and why he loves it so much (+ asks the nurse to put it in the tv for him while in a coma)

- remembers that Couslon's girlfriend is a cellist and where she lives from what he overheard Pepper say

- remembers that Harley's sister's watch was broken and buys the same limited edition watch. He also remembers Harley's Potato Gun and gives him a new one.

- remembers the names of the journalists

- remembers Pepper's uncle's name (even in his dreams)

He's so attentive and caring, I love him so much

#BringBackTonyStarktolife (petition)

Iron Man 2 was funny as fuck like imagine you’re battling a terminal illness and at the end of what is arguably the worst week of your life some guy shows up and is like “we’ve been conducting a secret job interview for a position you didn’t apply for and we’ve decided to reject you” and you just go “alright fuck you too then” and revolutionize the energy business.

big spoon, little spoon

the reason why ao3 is superior in every way to wattpad is that you know EXACTLY what you’re getting yourself into through the the tags. with wattpad you’re just straight up going in blind and don’t even know how many words it is ??? tf??

They came back after 6 weeks. sunburnt and married :’)

Flirting 101 by semi-stable hundred-year-old men 

ES IST MITTERNACHT

I had to read this ten times and still only comprehend 80% of it. Like I know what this says technically but it don’t make sense to me.

I stared at it for minutes as I couldn’t understand what was being said. Want to know why it wasn’t making sense? I don’t speak German.

This is about the quadratic formula:

It seems that every, absolutely EVERY, maths teacher in Germany tells his students they have to memorize this so well that “if I wake you at 3am, the answer has to be there as quick as a shot from a pistol”.

That’s why it is called “midnight formula” in Germany. That stupid sentence and nickname are so common that it made it’s way into German Wikipedia.

i just want to one day be loved like elle woods’ sorority sisters loved her

they all simply do not understand why elle wants to go to harvard so bad... yet they help her study, grade her tests, motivate her and all around fully support her from the moment she decides to go and never stop believing in elle not for a single second... like wow name me one sweeter moment in all of cinema, i’ll wait

sorry to be legally blonde blogging on main once again but i just wanted to talk about how easy it would’ve been to screw that movie up. the entire premise is based around a girl doing the most to get a guy, the main conflict of the film is the one between elle and viv, elle and her friends are stereotypical girly girls, etc - all that is just a perfect setup for a kind of passive aggressive lowkey misogynistic film that aims at actual feminist themes but falls short at #girlboss. but it doesn’t! while vivian is certainly catty to elle at first the insults aren’t sexist, vivian is just threatened but the confrontation is surprisingly and refreshingly... levelheaded? is the best way i can describe it. there is none of that one scene that a lot of 90’s movies seem to have where the two female protags have a fight where they insult each other’s appearance and then latch onto each other’s hair and yell bloody murder. ya know the one. there is none of that, none of the throwing around lowkey insults to women left and right, and in the end it works out quite beautifully because the only character we meet who is actually outright sexist is warner, which sets him up to be a gigantic asshole without having to have him like kill a kitten or something. it’s clever writing! and for a movie that came out in 2001 to toe that line between empowerment and sexism so well and come out the other side an enjoyable story with realistic women that does not fall under sexist tropes and stands the test of time is very admirable imo

anyway,

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HarryPotter Characters As People I found on Pinterest

Harry Potter :

Ron Weasley :

Hermione Granger :

Draco Malfoy :

Pansy Parkinson :

Blaise Zabini :

Seamus Finnigan :

Dean Thomas :

Ginny Weasley :

Luna Lovegood :

i feel personally targeted

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined