WEDDING SMOOCHIES!!

drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree

its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow

you climb that fuckin tree right now

I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.

everybody put in the tags at what time you saw this

A “Trump presidency” is nothing new.  If we don’t know our history, we’re destined to repeat it.

THANK YOU

Get to know your country ‼️

It’s worth remembering also that the immigration act passed by calvin coolidge was specifically part of the program of the KKK at that time, and reflected the specific racial hierarchy that the KKK believed in, setting quotas accordingly. This law was also one of the reasons the US did not accept as many jewish refugees from the holocaust as it could’ve. Leaving refugees to die because they’re foreigners and we think they’re dangerous is a long-established american tradition

I am starting to notice a shift from “we millenials need to remember how shitty it feels for older generations to act like we’re clueless” to “ugh man gen z really is a bunch of dipshits.”

y’all

fucking stop

why doesn’t the x-mansion have wheelchair ramps

it’s literally his house

how does he get in and out of his own house

when your creators forget to give you a way to leave your own fucking house

Sounds like Sims…

He is capable of astral projection why would he ever leave? He can possess a Tibetan sherpa if he wants to feel the wind in his hair again - or feel his hair.

Yeah,but sometimes you just wanna get out and stretch your legs, you know?

>stretch your legs

I’m going to Hell for laughing too hard at this

what men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy

OH TEA

Bonus: (Later that Day) 

Роковая женщина…

Told one of my friends that I unfriended my homophobic/transphobic uncle on facebook before coming out and they responded with “but how can you open his mind that way?” so just a reminder:

My job is to exist. My job is to be happy. My job is not to educate, I am willing to help you educate yourself, but above all else, it is my job to find peace that I’ve wanted for years. If someone does not make me feel good, why should I have to be a part of their life? I do not have to suffer so that others can grow. A blooming garden is not expected to keep it’s vines and weeds, so why am I?

*walks into pharmacy*

hello yes i would like to purchase 1 mental health please 

ra ra rasputin russia’s smollest uwu bean

this post snuck up behind me and stole my spinal cord like sub-zero

this was on the last episode of drake and josh

they were warning us

I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.

I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.

I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: