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i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

this is better than any poem a man has ever written

my mum was telling me that when i was little there was a grasshopper on the car but i didn’t know what grasshoppers were called so i pointed at it and said “look at that handsome man”

The people who claim that weed is worse than alcohol have clearly never seen an alcoholic.

Im fucking crying on my break why is this so funny

I can’t believe you don’t want bofa

what’s bofa?

bofa my arms wrapped around you in a loving hug

listen……i fucking hate bacon culture SO much……..bacon isnt even that good please calm down

im officially starting broccoli culture i am SICK of all the broccoli slander in media

been thinking about school uniform robes

(also don’t you just hate it how the goblet of fire movie made it look like beauxbatons is an all-girls school and durmstrang is an all-boys one)

i wish no one knew anything about me 

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

Uh…mood

i HATE this

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