happy Leo season kings lets get this bread

Baby armadillo.

Humans will pet anything.

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.

poor baby drank too much milk :(

lost in the sauce

Washboard abs are nice to look at but not to lie upon

lesbians are swell. they’re just bein’ women, lovin’ women. y’all keep up the good work. yeehaw

what men call “logic” is really just a lack of empathy

OH TEA

I am so proud of my gf! Reblog if you too are proud of your gf!

girl thighs………… exquisite………………..

L Cancel

Roses don’t grow overnight

https://www.instagram.com/p/BXSLVroFBWQ/

marvel movie: is released

everyone on social media for that period of time:

scooby: raggy! shaggy: like, what is it scoob? scooby: *starts shitting on the sidewalk* shaggy:

please delete this im trying not to fucking cry in public

hi folks. this post always seemed familiar to me for some reason, even when i saw it the first time. i only just figured out why, it uses a message i sent to my brother two years ago

DELETE THIS FUCKING APP

was this recorded in a microwave?