Part of me is questioning why capitalism drives people to a point of pure violence in the quest for capital.
The other part of me would knock her into a new age bracket, ethnicity, race, religion, and astrological sign. Send her lil dentures flying clear across the Atlantic, smh.
I’m simply conflicted.
how do people wake up in the morning feeling refreshed
when everyone else is having a lit summer and you’re just at home watching your fav tv series like
*throws a chicken nugget at your window* why don’t you like me
*opens window* can u throw another
you know whats really cute? people who pay attention to you .. i don’t mean in a vain sort of way…but in a “oh half the pizza doesn’t have anchovies bc i remember you saying you don’t like fish” type attention.
[video: a person twirls an anime keychain above a number of chicks and creates a chick vortex]
why did this need to be captioned
so u can decide when it’s not loading whether or not it’s worth it to wait
my favorite tweet of all time
holy shit this is the official spongebob facebook page
they used their own meme… so perfectly… so ironically… it’s a masterpiece
4am is the new 10pm
dentist: when was the last time you flossed?
me: bro u were THERE
IMAGINE BEING SOMEONES FAVAOURITE BLOG
OR BEING AN ACCOUNT EVERYONE RECCOMENDS YOU TOO WHEN NEW FANS ASK
OR BEING THE PRETTY ONE
OR JUST BEING REMOTELY AVERAGE
YEAH
THAT WOULD BE NICE
I want him so badly
IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK
FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT
IT’S LIKE
no
d ont hurt my childern
