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"I hope you step on a lego every day for the rest of your life."

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"I’m not lying. It was for your own protection."

" ... Is that what you tell yourself so you can sleep at night? "

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" I mean, it's not like I was kept hostage under a tyrannical army or anything. I was completely safe. "

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blog url: guns-n-shit.tumblr.com

posts they reblog: an uncomfortable number of tiger gifs sandwiched between porn gifs.  he would also reblog gun care posts and add his two cents to the end. stuff about alcohol.  He would have one side blog dedicated to all things glittery, ugly christmas sweaters, and general adorable things.And a second dedicated to photographs of him and Rain re-enacting films (obvs this is only in that verse but it’s important).

first person they followed: In our RP-verse it would be Rainary obvs.In a more general verse it would probably be Sophie and he alternatively hits on her, bitches about his life at her, and trades murder-notes with her.

what kind of theme: he would have the default theme.  still. like a dorkwaffle.

2am text posts: SEBASTIAN MORAN IS A COMPLICATED GUY, OK? 

  • him getting really upset about Frodo and Sam
  • nipples
  • his nipple
  • robots with dicks 
  • drunken ravings about how nobody EVER bought him a goddamn gun for his birthday.
  • poetry
  • lil’ bit of furry porn ngl
  • three lies and a truth about his misadventures
  • vague blogging about the Moriarty brothers (“not even ‘jr’ or anything he just gave them all the same fucking name”)
  • love letters to Rainary (“no romo”) 
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