Loki, sleep

When we are asleep in this world, we are awake in another. Salvador Dali

Sleep

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 I am drawn in

Pulled ever down

Into the deep blue green

Tropical seas

Tranquil for now

.

 Beyond the horizon

Fetal storms lie

The seeds of hurricanes  

Curl in the sun

Gathering strength

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 Seduced by calm

I further dive

Past sun laced surface                  

Through cool caress

And chance the depths  

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 Willfully lost

In that abyss

That strange dark heart

Where dreams are born

And souls embrace

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by drachenkinder

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…

@tharayya

possibly the most important addition this week on Hozier Liked

Indentured servitude is opresssion.

Indentured servitude is not chattel slavery.

The Irish were oppressed and have a history of indentured servitude.

The Irish were not bought and sold or held as property generation to generation.

Please stop confusing the two. Thanks.

It’s February...

3 MORE MONTHS UNTIL WE SEE LOKI

Watch "Official Trailer | The Falcon and The Winter Soldier | Disney+" on YouTube

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick, erection

tier 2 (generally accepted): arousal, length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

can someone please write a fic or something using tier 6 words

Loki + smirk

Tom Hiddleston infiltrates the Wandavision Live Launch Q&A on Facebook Live, 14th January 2021

Baby giraffe’s first steps 

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hoe dan in 2019:

hoe dan in 2020:

the flirty bants are back

Dir. Alan Taylor

today’s the day

fuck I posted this a day late

Time is an illusion you fuck.