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The signs and their clothing styles

Twisted Tradition (trendy trousers, work chic look with a twist, tailored jackets/prep suits, mismatched plaid): Capricorn, Cancer, Virgo, Aquarius
Opulence Romance (embroidered floral details, silk, velvet, feminine, ruffles): Libra, Pisces, Sagittarius, Taurus
Power Play (street style, leather, jackets off the shoulder, crisp, high shine): Aries, Gemini, Leo, Scorpio
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Supermassive Black Hole by Muse reminds me of the baseball scene in Twilight and i can’t erase that connection from my mind

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THE SIGNS PLAYING MONOPOLY

Aries: is in jail like the entire time
Taurus: only buys freaking boardwalk and refuses to trade it
Gemini: tricks Cancer into making dumb property trades
Cancer: didn't know how tf to play the game two hours ago
Leo: refuses to play unless given the game token they want
Virgo: the no nonsense banker
Libra: tells Gemini to play fairly but is lowkey stealing money from the bank
Scorpio: will probably ruin a friendship/relationship by the end of the game
Sagittarius: overspends way too much and goes bankrupt first
Capricorn: acts like they are the Wolf of Wall Street
Aquarius: is all about the "secret" strategies
Pisces: is unknowingly in first but quits half way because the game is too long
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like I was ACTIVE on this website when I was 14-15 and now I'm 19 ?!? wild

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Lady in store with pug: He's so cute! He's always snorting and grunting :)
What I said: Awww!
What I thought: He's grunting and snorting because he has chronic breathing problems as a result of being the extremely inbred abomination consequence of man playing God.
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doctor: you have 2 minutes to live

me: ok cool

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ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.

Elvira.

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i would like to propose that this text post is “culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" enough to be preserved in the library of congress

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people say “if you don’t lower your standards, you’re gonna end up spending your whole life alone!” like being a healthy, happy, financially independent single adult is actually worse than being stuck in an abusive and/or emotionally unfulfilling relationship with someone who isn’t willing/able to meet your needs. like no offense, but I think I’m gonna choose to be happy rather than throwing myself into a relationship just for the sake of being in a relationship. 

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