its not me, its you🌾

i hate oversharing on this blue hellsite but like. what’s my alternative? talking to someone? another human? with words? i don’t fucking think so

Being 20+ in fandom environments and constantly seeing discourse about shipping etc is basically just this meme

red hot silly peppers :)

I’m in tears but also bopping

have you ever listened to something so horrible that you just had to continue listening even though it’s much healthier to just stop it cause that’s this

This is what they were training us for…

Chris Pine plays kiss, marry and kill. Chrises Edition.

the correct answer now i’m picturing Chris Pine three times widowed wearing his black veil and his fur coat

This dude I added on snapchat randomly sent me a picture of his penis while I was at work today so obviously I can’t ever fuck him now because he’s a douche

But it’s so disappointing because based on our previous conversation I was fully intending to fuck him if a coffee date went well

And also his penis was admittedly gorgeous.

Like dude. If you had just not sent me a random dick picture. I would have in person put your dick inside me. Look what you ruined.

I love this cautionary tale.

Men are super good at cock blocking themselves.

okay so you know the soulmate au where on your 21st birthday you wake up in your soulmate’s body? imagine if you were dating someone for a long time and on your birthday you wake up and you’re in their apartment so you’re like “yes it’s them!!!” and then you look in a mirror and you’re in the body of their roommate

oh my god they were roommates 

me at 14: like maybe im a lil gay but i’m not gonna let that define me im so much more than my sexuality like i can be straight if i try really hard

me now: 

biology power move: chug water and pee at the same time 

WAIT NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

STOP REBLOGGING THIS

everyone: oH My gOD thEY fOrgOt tHE oXfORd COmMa

me, an intellectual: a comma,,??? won’t fix anything ..,,,? just..just switch chug water and pee

hey hows canada doing? idk i don’t hear a lot about them. u ok canada?

we are simply enjoying a cup of coffee from Tim Horton while watching a moose walking by plus watching hockey and America literally destroying itself PLUS getting ready for these LGBT pride parade while people can use their free healthcare and children eat kinder eggs. How about you mate?

im from america so not good

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

fuck id be so rich by now

a lot of people think it’s not possible for poetry to be bad. these people are wrong

what are your thoughts on this

actually every poem except this one is bad

Snoop has done so much weed he’s on a higher plane of understanding.

Thanos: I sense an infinity stone concealed somewhere in this room.

Everyone: [Turns to Loki]

Loki:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

you know you’ve fucked up when Twilight does something better than you

Okay story time

So I went to college at Western Washington University, which is super close to the Lummi reservation.

I went to see New Moon in theaters with a couple of friends (we love hatewatching stuff, and had a few drinks before going to the theater). We were super confused when we sat down, because for some reason about half the theater was full of 12-year-old boys. The movie starts, it’s just as terrible as we expect, and then about halfway through the movie theatre erupts into cries of THERE HE IS!!! THERE HE IS!!!

Turns out the boys had come to see their Lummi buddy who had been cast as one of the werewolves in the movie. It was absolutely adorable, and my friends and I instantly felt super irresponsible for having come to a movie to trash the film a kid’s friends went to to support.

Hey guys FYI the Quileute tribe (the one depicted in Twilight) is currently fundraising because they have to move their entire town of La Push to higher ground to avoid everything being destroyed by climate change related rising oceans. Maybe give them some money okay.

https://mthg.org/