Happy New Year y'all, and here's to a kinder, hope-filled 2020!

tarot prompt list

a tarot card inspired prompt list for all your shipping needs, feel free to use any one aspect of a prompt you wish, or let it inspire you in your own way~

Okay, but just take a moment to think about a Fandomstuck superhero au. Hetalia with super strength, Supernatural with flight/teleportation, Doctor Who with time travel, Homestuck with telekinesis, Sherlock with mind reading powers, and so on and so forth. I mean, most of these are basically canon… just make them superheroes!

Nyreoom

au where batman is a landlord of a building and rogues are bad tenants doing weird stuff in their apartments

"My monthly rent you’ll never see, unless you answer these riddles three!"

"Just pay your damn rent, Nygma!"

I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at. 

- I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat

- vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

- my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor

- it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here

- hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model

- hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim

- variations of the above

- I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity

- all our friends are drunk

- it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost

- we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for

- humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)

- we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful

- GROUP PROJECT

#both of us turned up at the wrong room for this lecture but don’t know where its meant to be  #waiting outside for pizza to be delivered and both of ours are super late  #you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole  #we live in halls opposite each other and I keep seeing you changing through your window  #you’re the only other person in the room when I break the printer and I’m panicking (little-smartass)

- Neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building

- This awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals

- I found your USB drive still in the computer

- I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria

- You keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows

- We’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances

- We’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class

- You decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf

- Wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?

- You’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs

- You’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry

- What are you doing at this table at the career fair

- Waiting for office hours

- I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today

- Clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party

- You peed on my car. You were drunk. I was in the car. There will be hell to pay.

- We started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop

- You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline

-my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me

-we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill

- Sorry my roommate puked on your shoes

- Can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash

-Your school mailbox is right next to mine

-I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall

-My roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire

-You keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class

-My computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center

-we’re both on althetic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit

- You’re part of the guerrilla theater club on campus and crashed my class for a performance

-What do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?

-school food gave both of us food poisoning so we’re both in the student health center puking up our guts at the same time and man this sucks

-you took the last chocolate chip muffin that I get every morning

-I didn’t purchase the book we needed to read to write that paper and it’s 1:30AM the day it’s due and you’re the only person in class that I kind of talk to

-you keep locking yourself out of your room and I live across the hall and notice every time it happens

-I’m out of meal plan money and I know we don’t talk very often but please help me I haven’t eaten since breakfast yesterday

-we’re both out of meal plan money and keep showing up at the same events we have no interest in because there’s free food

-there’s an awesome guest speaker and we are the only two people on campus that actually know who this person is

-I was running late for class and not looking where I was going I am sO SORRY I ran into you with my bike!

-I’m the only one who saw you fall off your skateboard and I’m sorry if you’re really embarrassed but that was really funny and I can’t stop laughing

-my mom sends me these ridiculous over the top care packages please take some of these cookies I insist

-I’m keeping an illegal dog in my room and he escaped one night and you’re the one who found him

-this particular building on campus is impossible to navigate and we’re both trying to find our classroom so we search together and eventually find it and walk in 20 minutes late together

Fandomstuck AU where everyone has BIG MEATY CLAWS.

Proto: *WHAT DID YOU SAY, PUNK?*

Please consider:

au prompts

“I’m an author who just published my first book and you work at a bookstore and recommend my own book to me when I come in” au

Fandomstuck AU in which it’s a tacky harem anime

How fucking strong must those suits be for the guy to view crashing as a mild inconvenience

10/10 form

“OH POOP!”

In moto racing the points are for crash style

tag your ocs

Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

There are million dollar blockbuster movies that were less entertaining than the rollercoaster this post just took me on.