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Spacetime Soirée

@spacetimesoiree / spacetimesoiree.tumblr.com

Spacebird things.
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Anonymous asked:

Is your aesthetic shitposting

Ooh, when did I get this? Hello, anonymous person! Shitposts are nice sometimes, but I really like space and magicky stuff.

#ask#maybe my first ask? idr
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Oh look, Twitter is dying. Time to tumbl again. I'm going to consolidate everything into this blog eventually, because I can't be arsed with maintaining separate ones at the moment, so don't mind the endless reblogs below this post.

#Twitter#X means wrong answer idiot#I'm tired
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sweetiesugarbird
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sandandglass

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

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rinokami

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

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nevask13
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luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
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jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

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usedtobehmc

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

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coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

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combthecombel

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

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verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

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fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

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strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

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cm8x-insanity

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

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ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

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I see lots of mermaids and mermen and mercats and merdogs but why doesn’t anyone ever draw MERFISH?

YOU’RE WELCOME.

And don’t forget merlobster, meroctopus, octooctopus, and merclam

###MERFISH  💯 #REPRE##SENT 👌👌 twitter

Source: twitter.com
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deepspacepirate

The word “moist” is the Number One universally reviled word in the English language due to both its definition and the way it sounds. Similarly gross words include

  • chunks
  • curdling
  • squirt
  • munch
  • bulbous
  • pustule
  • sink
  • squirm
  • slippery

Which got me wondering, can I elicit the same emotions with words that have no meaning? And the answer is “Yes, yes you definitely can.”

So here it is: words and phrases that elicit “thanks, i hate it!” by sheer negative sonority

  • scrungo
  • beesechurger
  • mingus
  • hurgling
  • tungus
  • Scrimmy Bingus and the Crungy Spingus
  • slurm
  • chungus
  • crungle
  • gunch

But did you know you can make it even worse by combining them??

  • bucket of curdling chunks
  • the pustulous gunch muncher
  • your squirming tungus
  • this crungy beesechurger
  • a squirting chungus
  • the slurm sink
  • a slippery mingus

And my all time favorite

m y ⠀m o i s t ⠀s c r u n g o

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