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The idea of being the guy sitting at the piano, a character that sings on top of those chords, started me off in a lyrical direction and different ideas that otherwise wouldn’t have been there.”
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Anonymous asked:

if Matt's middle name is Timothy, why does Alex call him "Matthew J. Helders?"

why does Alex do anything

has he done anything over the course of the last year that made you say “hmmm, that thing Alex did makes sense. there’s definitely a good explanation for why he did that thing.”

and anyway,  he’s dyslexic. the T looks like an upside-down J to him (which is a right-side up J in his world, you see) and nobody has the heart to tell him the truth because he’s so sensitive.

also, the other guys think it’s really funny and if you look closely you’ll notice that every time Alex says Matthew J. Helders! the other three guys share secretive knowing glances and snicker under their breath.

this might seem mean-spirited to an outsider but it’s actually good for group morale.   

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@alexturntable @esparafuso @humbxg and everyone else asking about Matthew J. Helders III ’s real name. I believe this might clear some things up for y’all.

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