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hey guys here’s just one dog

ha! april be fooled, there are two dogs actually

Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with

langa will never get over celebratory kisses from his bf

ideologically i disagree with outside cats but i cannot deny the allure of being able to just meet a little guy anytime anywhere

horny frenchman voice: tonight I will be jacqueing off to a porneaux

Smtimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you've sublimated the fact that you didn't want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.

checking over the work email five times to make sure i typed 'thanks for your quick response' and not the full lyrics to closer by nine inch nails

kind regards,

i wanna fuck you like an animal i wanna feel you from the inside

we really can’t overstate how damaging it has been to indoctrinate the public with the idea that if they let themselves eat as much as they want, they’ll eat too much. human bodies, when permitted over the long term to eat as much as they want, actually get really, really good at calibrating their hunger and satiety, and will over time eat exactly the right amount for themselves. the common conception of a balanced eater as a minimal or restrained eater is absolutely wrong. balanced eaters eat quite a lot (compared to diet cultural ideas about right intake amounts), and they do so consistently and permanently. healthy, balanced eating isn’t some tightrope walk, it’s a gigantic net of total permission to eat.

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Organic Sculptural Tree Trunk Root Chair with Yellow Velvet Upholstery. 1970s

caterpillars in the chrysalis on day 3

This is actually a really hopeful way of looking at it.

help i’m in london w my dad and he keeps pointing at buildings and saying ‘there used to be a coffee shop here’ but by ‘used to be’ he means. in the seventeenth century

we went past a pub and he was like ‘when this was a coffee shop (in the seventeenth century) isaac newton dissected a dolphin in the back room one time’ like ok. we are about to miss the train

Your dad was present for all of these things

› MON ; 6/3/‘23 ( 3/100 days of productivity )

he’s finally out of hoyo’s basement!!

they are on a date

what if it all worked out

it will..............

it will...................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!