Trash Queen

Kylo Ren / Ben Solo

i like to think of star wars set on earth in the 70s. 

just some twink from arizona, a tiny anarchist, and a drug dealer in an old van with his russian buddy who doesn’t speak any english riding shotgun with a crossbow… demolishing the american government 

where has this been all my life??

this is how you get tea to not be bitter. I didn’t like green tea until I learned not to brew it with boiling water.

my brother is obsessed with tea and gets really mad and lectures you if you dont brew it right … yikes

I had no idea.

Game changer.

Here are the degrees in Celsius, for all my non US american folks!

White tea: 63°C - 70°C

Yellow tea: 70°C - 75°C

Green tea: 75°C - 80°C

Oolong tea: 80°C - 85°C

Black tea: 99.9°C

Herbal tea: 99.9°C

Star Wars but with a force sensitive Han Solo would be so iconic like can you imagine... Han sees Luke dodge some blaster bolts and starts secretly trying to lift knicknacks in his room in the Falcon and one day he just bursts into Luke’s room like “DUDE HOLY SHIT” while levitating a little handful of bolts around

im gonna remove my nervous system so i wont be nervous anymore. cant believe what a good idea this is why did no one else do this

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

I got 100%??? On my GIS test I barely studied for??? And now I don’t have to take the final???? Holy fucking shit this post works.

I got a job today lol

i’ve been laughing at this for the past five minutes

“buT it WaSnT hIs FauLt” if u watched a vid of someone killing your Mom And Dad n u saw them right before u what the Fuck would you do huh? talk it out??

Getting comfy while waiting for the next season

podrick payne: *president of the brienne of tarth fan club*

jaime lannister: *anonymously funds the brienne of tarth fan club*

Tornmund: *goes to all the meetings wearing an I love Brienne t-shirt*

none of the lannister siblings are Good People-tm, you’re just supposed to pick the one you’d most wanna do shots with and support them ride-or-die style