[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

@bears-official

Truth emerging from her well

others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”

me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”

others: “what?!”

me:

Cajun Santa, bring me the gumbo and buckets of mud bugs

You’ve seen tail wagging… have you seen body wagging?

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

she screm

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

And the other hand on the headrest of your seat 😩

why do we find the simplest shit that men do attractive 😭😭 tbh bc that shit is very attractive

Ive heard of this but never understood this.

*me attempting to park one handed to impress my girl cuz of this post*:

**other hand on the shifter because manual is life**

reblogging for the nigga in the back

he dont know wus going on yet he just starts groovin lol

OMG

this was my favorite vine im so glad its back 

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

Omg

They are learning

#respectful law abiding birds

Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison in Folsom, California in 1968.