Addicted to Escapism

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"the cop inside your head" is how some of you describe what many would call a "moral compass"

cop inside my head handcuffed me and called me a naughty boy and I might have gotten a boaner inside my head...

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

My guy took "time is money" a bit too literally.

I had a dream I was at the feast for the Dinner King and he said it was nearly time for the Dinner King's Dance.

The guy next to me turned and said in an incredibly serious voice: "You don't want that." And I was so scared I woke up.

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

you know what really gets my goat?

el chupacabra

I’m sorry!? What?!

Whoa, chupacabra’s a millennial?

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

she let me hit because of my incomprehensible thought processes and skittish prey animal demeanor

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]