ok this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode
I am unfortunately just like other guys. I like trashy horror, dog poems, cannibalism as a metaphor for obsessive devotion, religious imagery, people who use my name in a sentence, academic validation, lying for fun, being bisexual and bleeding out in the snow.
Here lies happiness
We sharing anaesthetic stories?? I had to have dental surgery when i was in middle school.
According to my mom and sister the very first thing i did upon waking up was BOLT upright and proceed to try and shove my ENTIRE fist in my mouth as fast as possible.
I had to be physically stopped, and i proceeded to sob my eyes out for the next 20 minutes. Somehow, i didnt damage anything 🤣
sorry that imagery is so vivid i just..
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"How to get rid of the fucked up clown on your dashboard" I would never unfollow my mutuals like that :((
does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt
YES THANK YOU
Dragan Bibin, Dead of Night
i don’t… see a dog??? 👀
Litmus test for “is the brightness on your phone too low for art appreciation”
commissions are OPEN atm!
- flat background color can be requested
- for addittional big items to a character/complicated outfit design, I will calculate an added price according to difficulty
- in watercolor style, half-body is the default, and full body will be upped by 10$
- no explicit nsfw, suggestive is fine!
- make sure you have pose references/character references in general ready beforehand, preferably visual, or written in detail! otherwise i will not accept the commission.
- payment thro paypal only, upfront upon agreeing on a first draft sketch, then I will send you an invoice!
- you’re more than encouraged to look through #my art tag❗
- contact me on here through dm’s or through discord (kissinggiant #8568) if you’re interested in talking the details out 💃
why does this duergar look exactly like jonathan banks