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JERK-ASAURUS

@jerk-asaurus / jerk-asaurus.tumblr.com

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Denver Zoo and its gay lorikeets said fuck homophobes happy Pride

Homophobes: u mean they act like brothers

Denver Zoo: they’re fucking, lorie.

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bewollkt

Nothing but respect for my hometown Zoo!! #pride #GaysinNature Also, “God’s Rainbow” sounds like the title of a pretentious 1,000 page book.

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namakte

You have permission to eat. Even if you:

  • haven’t exercised
  • eaten too much yesterday
  • eaten too much today
  • don’t know the exact nutritional value of the meal
  • have gained weight
  • aren’t feeling hungry ‘enough’
  • feel like you don’t deserve it 
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there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die

this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now

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