Life's a bitch, now so am I

It’s getting hot in here 🔥🔪

Hi guys! So I’m much more active on Twitter now so if you wanna follow me there, I’ll be doing inktober!

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Olly Alexander as an evil mermaid

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Himbo Thor ⚡️

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Vander Von Odd

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The Countess

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Late nights

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He’s making a fist 👊🏼 He’s lubing it twice 💦 Gonna find out who’s bottom tonight 😱 Daddy Clause is coming to town! 🎅🏼

I made this four years ago and logged in to say I’m sorry

person: h-

sasha velour:

all rise for the national anthem

someone: *clears throat* me, an intellectual: *douches thrussy*

summer can’t come quick enough☀️✈️🍸

a pristine, crisp white shirt and a world of sauce perfectly balanced between each other. just a slight of the hand could be the difference between life and death. icarus approaching the sun

is that lorde

Paris Hilton admits a scientific mistake and offers a brilliant solution to save mankind

why does this remind me on the sims

ew

In the most Biblical sense, I am beyond repentance Fame hooker, prostitute wench, vomits her mind But in the cultural sense I just speak in future tense Judas, kiss me if offenced, Or wear an ear condom next time

I wanna love you, But something’s pulling me away from you Jesus is my virtue, Judas is the demon I cling to I cling to ….