*yells via megaphone* social distancing isn't over yet! Slight repealing of restrictions doesn't mean you can cram people into a shopping centre and ignore personal space you dense fucks!

that wlw desire to sit in a girl’s lap or to hold a girl in your lap….. incomparable

Self-care is watching movies about women made by women

wish women’s fitness was more about boosting our energy and getting our bones and joints ready for our old age and getting strong enough to punch men and less about losing weight while getting a bigger ass

Me about to do anything:

“Alright I need some music first”

something: *goes right for once*

me:

I finally finished my quiz! how gullible are you?

That girl you just called a bitch? That’s actually sasuke uchiha 

So I was right

This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor

in real life you will probably not respond to harassment in a sexy, clever, scripted way where you come out with the upper hand and everyone claps. you will freeze up and your moment will pass, or your voice will shake when you tell them to stop and you’ll realize two minutes later that you’re gross and sweaty and sticky from the adrenaline. maybe you’ll be on the ball and answer in a way you actually think is pretty smart and get ignored, or they’ll get more aggressive when you mouth off to them. you almost never will walk away feeling victorious. you walk away feeling uncomfortable and relieved that it’s over. you’ll think about it later and imagine that maybe you could have said something else. maybe you’ll feel ashamed that you weren’t quicker-witted, weren’t able to cut them down to size, weren’t able to avoid that lingering sick feeling in the pit of your stomach, as though there’s some kind of magical words you could have said that would have left you feeling less powerless. there really aren’t. 

Honestly this is such an important lesson to learn. If someone threatens, belittles, or verbally assaults you, you will likely feel bad, no matter how you respond. Please don’t beat yourself up for feeling emotions that are perfectly healthy and justified. 

is it just me or have celebrities gotten 10 times more annoying since we were all forced to stay home?? yall really that bored? yall really have no personalities traits besides having money? you really think everyone is equal in this time? if you really care about the cause donate some of you wealth to research or those who are broke or shut up and play in your mansion. or just shut up all together cause it’s obvious that you just want attention and you’re not used to not getting it. 

u know what? i am a kind and gentle person even after everything i've been through and i think that's very sexy of me

Fuck all this “essential retail workers are heroes” bullshit. Essential retail workers aren’t heroes, they’re hostages. They want to go home. They want to be safe. But they can’t because they’ll literally starve to death on the streets because without their jobs they’ll be homeless with no healthcare and no food. We have a society that treats a certain class of people like shit and yet society literally couldn’t function without them. It’s infuriating that they can’t even get decent pay and healthcare.

This’s really important

being boring isn’t a bad thing. you don’t have to impress anyone. live simply. let go.