ted “the jest from infinite jest” cruz

Searched “firebomb a walmart” on twitter to find the original and they’re still trying to find a comeback for it. Dozens of attempts daily since the day it was posted

get ready for an exuberant summer

Reblog to experience an exuberant summer.

(after misunderstanding what someone said and embarrassing myself) oh great now they hate me and want to kill me with rocks

apparently there is a thing called "wanting something" and when it happens to you you're allowed to just do the thing that you want. yep that's right. even when it wouldn't hurt anyone and would make you really happy. does anyone know anything about this

don’t forget the life you promised yourself

Apparently dating back to 2015, the almost 10 year old shitpost generator does show its age, but all the more it beautifully captures the tone and style of tumblr shitposts of the era. It's not dated, as much as it is a historical artefact.

Nah this would go off on here today

- extract from a christine and the queens interview that I saved in my journal

Jeanette Winterson, from Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?

boygenius interviewed by Mark Savage

facebook post by björk, december 2016

Remember: men’s ideas are craft objects, women’s are secretions.

is it earnestness or irony that is considered passé at this point in the cycle? I've lost track

kind of obsessed with this security question option my doctors office has given me

Fragrance i use to unlock my devine feminine energy ✨💕