We think that we are invincible because we are

when there’s something strange

in your neighborhood

who ya gonna call

GHOSTBUSTERS

Hedgehog mama and her hoglet

Out and about!

HOGLET

# who let him outside

Grantaire is the most relatable character in all of Les Mis because I, too, am:

Mason was curious what I was unwrapping and it was bubblegum, so i let him sniff aND HE REALLY DIDN’T LIKE IT

D I S G U S T

reblogging both for the video and for the hi-res version of this reaction image.

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

quick get this to 1 million notes before staff decides the traffic light looks like Boobies

The Evolution of Douchebag Style [full video]

Oh, he’s good.

I don’t know whether he deserves an Oscar or a restraining order.

I die laughing at this every god damn time. The prayer hands are so fucking funny

the fact that he’s topless in all of them is what really makes it tbh

This is Cho, an adorable kitty from Vietnam. Here’s his IG:

this is my favorite image on the face of the earth and im going to ruin it by trying to paint this tomorrow cause i have no artistic ability, using water color, which i have no experience with except like painting when i was 5. ill be liveblogging the probable failure. stay tuned.

looking good so far, i might have done it in the wrong order cause im not sure how im going to get the detail in over the back ground, but my water color kit came with some practice paper so i didn’t ruin a whole canvas

its not exactly going to plan….

his eyes are so unseeing

okay, i need to reblog him again cause look at his stupid dinky flippers. he looks like a bad cartoon not the majestic selkie that he is. i keep saying im so mad but laughing at how ridiculous he looks

They removed tumblr from the App Store we’re rogue lads

what are we gonna do now boss?

Absolute anarchy

it’s off the google play store as well lmao

nobody gets in. nobody gets out

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody

my aspirational life philosophy (if not my effective one) has always been ‘responsible humanistic hedonism’

Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones (1981/1984)