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Delusional.

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Maple | 30 | Nonbinary | They | No Minors writing blog: @kenjakusbrainstem
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Masterlist

Kenjaku x Reader: Delusional. Goodnight. Affection. Soft Tissue. A Simple Request. Examination. Sensitive.

Geto Suguru x Reader: The Pleasure is All Mine. Introductory Training. Strangers on a Train. Easing His Tension. Natural.

Mahito x Reader: Failed Experiment. Horror Movie Night. Guts. Stuck. Defenseless.

Kenjaku x Reader x Mahito: Successful Experiment. Rip Your Brain Out. What Fear... Too Much.

Geto Suguru x Reader x Gojo Satoru: Propositions. A Helping Hand.

Kenjaku x Mahito: Surprise! Curse's Womb Painting. Double Trouble. Rewards. Date Night. Summer Love. Kisses. Roleplay. Jealousy. Can't Get You Out Of My Head. Multiple. Shall I Save You? Worship. Just For You. Sealing A Curse.

Naoya Zen'in x Reader: Arrangements.

Mahito x Junpei Yoshino: First Date? Surprise Sleepover.

Kenjaku x Gojo Satoru: To Have His Cake... Someone Else's Birthday. Visitor.

Geto Suguru x Gojo Satoru: Sunsets Pain Reliever. Exploring. Restraint.

Kenjaku x Yuuji Itadori: Like Father, Like Son. Mother's Milk. Discipline.

Kenjaku x Geto Suguru: Competitive Nature.

Yuuta Okkotsu x Reader: Always Staring. Under the Stars.

Geto Suguru x Yuuta Okkotsu: Flushed. Confident. Alone Together. Indentation.

Gojo Satoru x Reader: Say Yes.

#i admit delusional is at the top because it is my favorite thing ive ever written#updates 10/27
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rnorningstars

"shipping and blorbofication are not inherently at odds with understanding a story's deep themes" and "some people can't grasp the themes of a story because they never learned how to engage with stories outside of the lens of shipping and blorbofication" are two statements that can coexist

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epickiya722

It's hilarious to me that Kenjaku's fight with Takaba was just this round of shenanigans but before all that we had Yuji having his fight against Higuruma who took him to court.

Mind you when they first met, Higuruma is in a tub just because. And when he asked did Yuji find funny, Yuji admits it is.

Both those fights have the same energy, I'm telling you.

Yuji and his mom out here being pulled into silly shenanigans by two guys have mid life crises and understand life. And all they can do is play along and vibe.

#like mother like son#jjk
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vladimir-nabokov-official
“Lolita isn’t a perverse young girl. She’s a poor child who has been debauched and whose senses never stir under the caresses of the foul Humbert Humbert, whom she asks once, ‘how long did [he] think we were going to live in stuffy cabins, doing filthy things together…?’ But to reply to your question: no, its success doesn’t annoy me, I am not like Conan Doyle, who out of snobbery or simple stupidity preferred to be known as the author of “The Great Boer War,” which he thought superior to his Sherlock Holmes. It is equally interesting to dwell, as journalists say, on the problem of the inept degradation that the character of the nymphet Lolita, whom I invented in 1955, has undergone in the mind of the broad public. Not only has the perversity of this poor child been grotesquely exaggerated, but her physical appearance, her age, everything has been transformed by the illustrations in foreign publications. Girls of eighteen or more, sidewalk kittens, cheap models, or simple long-legged criminals, are baptized “nymphets” or “Lolitas” in news stories in magazines in Italy, France, Germany, etc; and the covers of translations, Turkish or Arab, reach the height of ineptitude when they feature a young woman with opulent contours and a blonde mane imagined by boobies who have never read my book. In reality Lolita is a little girl of twelve, whereas Humbert Humbert is a mature man, and it’s the abyss between his age and that of the little girl that produces the vacuum, the vertigo, the seduction of mortal danger. Secondly, it’s the imagination of the sad satyr that makes a magic creature of this little American schoolgirl, as banal and normal in her way as the poet manqué Humbert is in his. Outside the maniacal gaze of Humbert there is no nymphet. Lolita the nymphet exists only through the obsession that destroys Humbert. Herein an essential aspect of a unique book that has been betrayed by a factitious popularity.”

— Vladimir Nabokov (tr. Brian Boyd), Apostrophes (1975)

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brujahinaskirt

Véra Nabokov, Vladimir Nabokov’s editor and wife (among so many other things), mentioned in interviews with her biographer that he threw the Lolita manuscript into a fire several times (she pulled it out). Vladimir Nabokov spoke openly about his fear that the industry and an idiot public would pervert his book into a saucy sex fantasy instead of a study on predatory patriarchal horror. I hate how right he was.

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starryswirly

Fall Out Boy: What if we had a figure of speech... but changed it slightly

Me: Oh yeah that's the good shit

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starryswirly

This appears to be doing numbers, here's some I missed:

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dilf-din

Anything you say can and will be held against you, so only say my name!!!!!!!

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cursedvibes

I know this is a shitpost, but I'm so tired of this being the only joke the fandom has about Kenjaku. You'd think the only reason Yuuji is so special is because Jin and Kenjaku were so transgressive to do it doggy style and not some fucked up jujutsu shit that may or may not involve the womb Kenjaku apparently already has inside their "body" or cursed technique.

Literally all this says is "a man came inside Kenjaku lol xD". That's the whole joke. How very original. What a grave sacrifice Kenjaku made here unlike anyone else. My heart goes out to them. Nobody has ever suffered like them.

Like, we don't congratulate Megumi's mother for having sex with Toji and letting him cum inside, consequently creating Megumi. We should congratulate Noritoshi's mom for making it even through one night with Noritoshi's dad.

But yeah, queer sex funny.

#its literally one of the most annoying jokes
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