i got friendzoned by the fucking ocean

pikachu honey whats wrong you havent touched your food

forest fire.

me: all our teeth fall out as children and then they all grow back stronger

alien: okay, i mean…that definitely sounds fake, but….okay.

I need someone who's okay with laying in bed all day but also up for spontaneous adventures.

if i ever fall asleep on you, you are 100% allowed to take a picture of us both

people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying

Family: *says something racist* Family: *says something sexist* Family: *says something homophobic* Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos* Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life* Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

why are some people’s sketchbooks so prefect and pretty like mine is literally like an unfinished drawing here, a badly drawn circle, a cookie crumb ??, a drawing of what, communism? and what is on tHIS page

I have a crush on like five guys

i also have a crush on five guys

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

The many forms of Dipper; Season Two