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PREV IMAGINEOSWALD

@lubsthehuman / lubsthehuman.tumblr.com

luisa; 17; brasil
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How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

HoW!?

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I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

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thicctails

Im pretty sure this is the legit Spiderman of our dimension

You go, Spiderman

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nerds make too much money and they don’t even ball with it properly they just buy eight-thousand dollar graphics cards for no reason and wear the same 3 tshirts for their entire their lives

name one better investment than experiencing the glory of pc gaming in the most stunning quality possible

deodorant

Dragged through the dIRT

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subuwu-dyke

The other day I politely returned the question “how are you doing?” at a driver who asked the same of me, and he replied “oh, you know, same soup just reheated” and I can’t stop thinking about that

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licieoic

“Starlight In Her Kiss” - Digital Oil Painting

Whole galaxies are born within her and the heat steals his breath, leaving him dizzy, utterly drunk on her kiss. The stars were never lost to him, he holds them all within the circle of his arms.

This painting will be available in my Zazzle store!

Help me save for a wheelchair lift and new battery! Patreon | Ko-Fi | Zazzle

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thirdstrikes

So I thought it was high time to throw one of these together. I’ve got over 7,000+ followers, who are all very beautiful and wonderful in their own special way, and I love them all very much. You’ve all been with me through thick and thin, supporting me through life and all my endeavors, and just being the backbone I need to get over this rocky road of 2016. I thought I’d give back a bit and mention some of my favorite blogs and bloggers, all of who I am incredibly happy to exist.

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ridleydaisy

Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam.
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