jungkook’s game plan is to STOMP

Theory into Practice

☼ Pairing: Yoonji x reader x Jungkook

☼ Genre: fluff, smut, pwp (with some plot), teeny bit of angst, f2l, college au (technically more so grad school au)

☼ Count: 10.2K

☼ Warnings: 18+, drug use (pot), mentions of alcohol use, threesome, dom!Yoonji, dom!reader, sub!Jungkook, big dick!Jungkook, teasing, dirty talk, one thigh smack, thigh riding, fingering, hair pulling, breast play, oral (f & m receiving), face sitting, unprotected (pls stay safe), aftercare

☼ Summary: A normal night in with Yoonji leads to some interesting revelations with her and surprisingly, Jungkook.

☼ a/n: lmao it’s been a while. Hope you enjoy the Yoonji thirst, my girl doesn’t have enough fics out there. Let me know what you think! My ask box is always open ~

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an angel for an angel @marvelousbangtan​​ 🤍

+ (yoon)minnie mouse bonus

(cr. one, two, three, bonus)

“-from jerkin’ it?”

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okay y’all, this is from the Austin Texas show and I gotta give you the fucking full image here. If Griffin immediately laughing at his own joke wasn’t enough, a contributing factor to the uproarious laughter following the actualization of his foreshadowing jerkin-it goof, was the fact that Griffin literally fell out of his chair and onto the stage laughing. Question asker was present. 

I WAS AT THIS SHOW THAT SHIT HAD ME CRACKIN UP

I think dai would have been better if the cult that built itself up around the herald had been allowed to be way fucking weirder. like I know they paid some lipservice in the first act to ~oh well chantry leadership won't endorse what's happening here~ but the inquisition was literally founded by the right and left hand of the divine and it ends up being such a fucking buzzkill. I want this to be at least as bugfuck as the haven dragon cult from origins, just as like a starting point. respect your roots! I should be able to say whatever I want and have everyone within hearing distance immediately incorporate it into their worldview. I want to be so toxic to the chantry establishment that they won't touch us with a ten foot pole, let alone allow our endorsement to effectively select the next divine. hell let's choose our own, third divine and they can fight. I want a spectacular religious schism!! the inquisition fucking sucked lol

I don't know how to say this but ppl who came to the series through dai and aren't aware of how batshit it used to be have the mildest takes. "I think it's cool how you can lie about being herald of andraste" ok??? I desecrated andraste's corpse

SWVI

watching him eat gives me such baby energy🥺

GO OFF KING (cr. theultimatedodo)