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I’m the fucking liar master. No one’s better at lying than me.
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My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.
Alek (via incorrect-leviathan-quotes)
Deryn: Basia coquum, or whatever their motto is.
Dr. Barlow: It’s ‘Bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria nube.’, ’Let others wage war: thou, happy Austria, marry’. You just said ‘Kiss the cook’.
Deryn: Dammit, I knew Alek was screwing with me.
Dr. Barlow: Newkirk’s late.
Deryn: How did this happen? I sent a message lizard to him at 8 o'clock this morning to pretend it was 11.
Alek: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Dr. Barlow: I set all his watches and clocks to say PM when it’s really AM.
Deryn: Oh, boy. We may have overdone it.
Newkirk: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!
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Well, some say Latin is a dead language, but I say it’s just taking a long nap!
Alek (via incorrect-leviathan-quotes)
Deryn: Hello, my fiancé.
Alek: Good evening, my intended.
Deryn: That makes it sound like you’re gonna murder me.
-Teaching Deryn to fence-
Alek: Don’t think of your sword as a weapon. Think of it as another part of your body.
Deryn: Like a second head?
Alek: More like an extra-long, really sharp arm.
Volger: You idiot!
Alek: I’m sure you’re right, but why?!
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How come when I wanna do fun stuff that’ll kill me, you’re against it?
Alek (to Volger)
Alek: My fifteen-year-old foolishness, that was the past.
Volger: It was an hour ago.
Klopp: I think Alek’s had a great year! I feel like a proud mama hen whose baby chick has learned to fly!
Volger: Interesting analogy, Mister Klopp. Chickens are famously bad at flying.
Alek: I’ve never been on a Guys’ Night Out before. Was that last bit supposed to happen?
Deryn: What bit was that?
Alek: The bit where the bar was set on fire.
Deryn: Not usually.
Deryn: C'mon, guys, this isn't us! Are we gonna sit here and take it? What do we normally do when we get into a scrape?
Alek: We normally make things worse and worse and then it ends.
Alek: What must it be like not to be incapacitated by fear and self-loathing?
Deryn: …It’s okay!
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Paranoia is the byproduct of being consistently right. You should aspire to it.
Volger (to Alek)
Alek: The thing is... I'm living a lie.
Deryn: Just one? I'm living, like, 20.
Deryn: We have a lot in common, Volger.
Volger: No we don't. And don't ever say that again.