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                           So we can take the world back from the heart attacked                               One maniac at a time We will take it back                                   You know time crawls on                                       When you’re waiting for the song to start                                           So dance alone to the beat of your heart                   

                                               “ FEELS GOOD! ”

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New RP blog, follow me here.

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                           So we can take the world back from the heart attacked                               One maniac at a time We will take it back                                   You know time crawls on                                       When you’re waiting for the song to start                                           So dance alone to the beat of your heart                   

                                               “ FEELS GOOD! ”

                             RULES  |   ABOUT  ASK  HOME

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invxderzim

New RP blog, follow me here.

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                           So we can take the world back from the heart attacked                               One maniac at a time We will take it back                                   You know time crawls on                                       When you’re waiting for the song to start                                           So dance alone to the beat of your heart                   

                                               “ FEELS GOOD! ”

                             RULES  |   ABOUT  ASK  HOME

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invxderzim

New RP blog, follow me here.

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reblogged

                           So we can take the world back from the heart attacked                               One maniac at a time We will take it back                                   You know time crawls on                                       When you’re waiting for the song to start                                           So dance alone to the beat of your heart                   

                                               “ FEELS GOOD! ”

                             RULES  |   ABOUT  ASK  HOME

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Bills Irken Plushie

invxderzim:
/ Ooooh hey, that is pretty neat. Hmm, too bad Zim didn’t think of that. Before I became all..squishy,I mean. Squishy like a pig.   /

Zim. Zim. You just thought about it. 

(( #so a plushie and a statue are having a conversation

THIS TAG I CAN’T ))

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/ BEFORE I BECAME AN INANIMATE SQUISHPIG, DIB! /

No, will you listen to me, you moron? If we’re TALKING RIGHT NOW, then something’s either got him distracted, or he’s lost control, or we both exist in the same quantum state of uncertainty at the same time.

/ehhhh wha?  Are you suggesting that within this...   quantum state of uncertainty ....we can possibly combine forces and merge consciousness into one giant , mega-entity OF DOOM and overwhelm the isometric monster?  /

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Bills Irken Plushie

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[ MENTAL SCREAMING AND LONG STRING OF CURSES ]

You think that’s bad, try being frozen in an indeterminate state between consciousness and nonconsciousness and shoved inside a STATUE, Zim. ;p

/ SILENCE YOUR GIANT HEADSMELL! I HAVE NO BONES DIB! NO BONES! /

I CAN STILL BEAT YOU, I HAVE NO VERIFIABLE EXISTENCE AND MY ENTIRE BEING HAS BEEN COMPRESSED INTO A QUANTUM STATE OF UNCERTAINTY! I’M A FUCKING SCHRODINGER’S DIB, ZIM!

/ Ooooh hey, that is pretty neat. Hmm, too bad Zim didn’t think of that. Before I became all..squishy,I mean. Squishy like a pig.   /

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Bills Irken Plushie

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[ MENTAL SCREAMING AND LONG STRING OF CURSES ]

You think that’s bad, try being frozen in an indeterminate state between consciousness and nonconsciousness and shoved inside a STATUE, Zim. ;p

/ SILENCE YOUR GIANT HEADSMELL! I HAVE NO BONES DIB! NO BONES! /

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Didn’t reply, as to why Dirt was his gift. But it was. Though when the sign of the triangle was made, the irkens face contorted to a frown. “ Zim is not the one in the elevated BED now am I?”  he crossed his arms over his chest. “ But if you must know, unlike you. I am PERFECTLY fine. Why.. I COULDN’T be better!” 

And if Zim thought Dib didn’t know him better than that BY NOW, especially the tones he used when he was in raging denial about something and trying to wallpaper over it with bluster, WELL. 

Dib just flared an eye at Zim, stared hard at him, and said nothing, waiting. Waiting. Waiting. Staring. 

“.....”

Stares at, back. A good give minutes of this goes on before he answered, as innocently, as he could.

“  WHAT WHAT are you looking at!? Zim is here to provide the moral support, or some nonsense. “ 

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The  irken scoffed. “ Is it not customary to bring the effected sick pathetic earth child a GIFT as motivation to heal ? “  He walked around to the head of the bed, looming over. “ How’s that  hippo sized head of yours, ehh?” 

“Since when is DIRT a present?” And Dib leaned back as Zim pushed into his face and side-eyed Zim pretty hard. “More to the point… how is yours.” He pressed his thumb and forefinger together, making a triangle, peered through his fingers at Zim so as not to say the name directly. 

Didn’t reply, as to why Dirt was his gift. But it was. Though when the sign of the triangle was made, the irkens face contorted to a frown. “ Zim is not the one in the elevated BED now am I?”  he crossed his arms over his chest. “ But if you must know, unlike you. I am PERFECTLY fine. Why.. I COULDN’T be better!” 

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Pushes open the door of hospital room 237, without bothering to ask or knock..  “ Guess who! That’s right it’s me! ZIM!” He put on the biggest false-est smile he could muster. Dropping a bowl with a  piece of sod in it, on Dibs bed.  

Dib looks up sleepily, still kind of shrunken. He lost weight he really couldn’t afford to, and in this foul hospital lighting has a ghoulish grey undertone to his skin. He eyebrows HARD at Zim when he bursts in with… a bowl of… dirt?? 

“Uh. Zim? Yeah, thanks for coming and all but… why the heck did you just bring me a big ball of dirt?” He pokes at it warily, with a thin finger. “I think your wires got crossed again.”

The  irken scoffed. “ Is it not customary to bring the effected sick pathetic earth child a GIFT as motivation to heal ? “  He walked around to the head of the bed, looming over. “ How’s that  hippo sized head of yours, ehh?” 

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