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@woblenopsky

Are boobs measured in cups because they have milk in them.

save for yourself and for future generations

01:43 - late night skate sesh with josh ,,

@waltdisneyworld - @joshuadun from @twentyonepilots takes flight aboard the Astro Orbiter at Magic Kingdom’

i’ll slip away // into the sound

My education in a nutshell

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

Trippy Simpsons intro…