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The Curse of a Second Son by @to-pick-ourselves-up-7

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

me cross eyed and seeing double:

I saw this discourse in the comments a thousand times and I just cannot commit to the entire work I have to click next chapter, it's like a reward

Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

haha pretty cool song shame it doesn't have a keyboard solo that fucks super har-

thank you for showing this to me, famous youtuber and comedy icon TomSka

Family, Duty, Honor Chapter 255

tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

   ∧ __ ∧ （｀•ω• )づ__∧ （つ　 / ( •ω•。)   しーＪ  (nnノ) pat pat

reblog to pat ur mutuals on their silly heads

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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

“i can’t do this anymore” says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well

Siege and Storm- Chapter 15 (Leigh Bardugo)

This gets so much better in the show's context. Let's pretend...

*mumbles* If the show writers weren't anti-Darklina cowards, we could have had some lovely vivid memories in inappropriate moments, or even Tether TBC...

... the mermaids that swam at the edges of the seas.

Aleksander descibing a map: "... and this is a portrait of my sister..."

Ben Barnes || 📸 Leigh Keily

First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

First time smut beta: In the, uh ... oral scene ... Dan has 3 hands. He's got one, uh, on the -- look, just count them.

Seasoned smut beta: Somebody jizzed and I don't know where it ended up but canonically he spent a ton of money on that couch.

as you see the inhuman list of items banned from entry into gaza, you should be keenly aware the partner in israel's murder-suicide pact, the united states, has had an embargo on cuba (effectively doing the same to iran with sanctions too btw) for decades that includes medical supplies.

none of this was lifted for covid 19. both our cruel, barbaric countries will deny the absolute bare necessities for our genocidal economic projects

we’re making it to 1k with this one 💯