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Swan Queen will be found here

@reginasmistress / reginasmistress.tumblr.com

Hey there! Lana Parrilla is my queen And I'm a massive weirdo but can be quite nice too I like meeting and talking to new people so say hi if you want to :)
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OUAT: "True Love is the only magic powerful enough to transcend realms."
Regina and Emma: ~make magic that opens a portal~
SWEN: Wait...
OUAT: "True Love is the most powerful magic of all."
Regina and Emma: ~stop unstoppable trigger & constantly save everyone by combining their magic~
SWEN: See, it feels like you're implying.....
OUAT: "Happy endings aren't always what we think they will be."
Regina and Emma: ~gaze lovingly into each other's eyes before holding hands and tearfully parting ways to save their child~
SWEN: Uh...
OUAT: "If you love somebody, you don't give up on them."
Emma: ~"I'm not going to stop trying" to make Regina my friend even if she's mad at me~
SWEN: Ahem.
OUAT: "You can't love someone you don't understand."
Emma: ~Regina is the only one who understands me~
SWEN: ?¿?¿?¿?
OUAT: "The Snow Queen's curse makes you turn on the ones you love."
Regina: ~immediately turns on Emma like Snow turns on Charming~
SWEN: I just....
OUAT: "A child binds two people together forever."
Regina and Emma: ~share a son~
SWEN: Pls stop.
OUAT: "Our actions are our own but fate pushes us."
Regina: ~btw it wasn't a coincidence that I adopted the Savior's son~
SWEN: I can't handle this...
OUAT: "Actions speak louder than words."
Emma: ~tells Hook she loves him on her way to give up her entire life and change the very essence of her soul for Regina~
SWEN: No, really, F U.
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me age 10: mOTHER I MUST SHAVE
mom: no
me age 17: look at all this leg hair. nice.
mom: PLEASE SHAVE YOUR LEGS I CAN FEEL YOUR LEG HAIR CARESS MY ANKLES FROM ACROSS THE ROOM
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Hook Sacrifices Boat for Emma: omg such true love killian is the best bf ever
Emma Sacrifices Life for Regina: wow..... those gals are really great pals
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peerieweirdo

since cheeky nandos has become popular here are some other pieces of british culture you should know: potato (in an irish accent) dick and dom the price of freddos the dfs sale fenton wagbo fork handles/four candles

the price of freddos are very important to me tbh

and some more:

compare the meerkat x factor sob stories the chuckle brothers beer can/bacon jedward the name of the soft bread rolls you make sandwiches with the man drawer

also: go compare man ‘you named your child india’ cillit bang GARLIC BREAD??? jezza kyle

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