Don’t be a “respect is earned not given” kind of person

Be a “respect is given unless proven undeserved” kind of person

*Sees the grim in the mint leaves of my mojito*

Trashy but also positive

Chaotic good white trash

I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence

at the weedmans

me: give me that wet

weedman: what

me: the skunk

weedman: what

me: the fire

weedman: what

me: that loud

weedman: what

me: the sticky icky

weedman: what

me: the baby bhang

weedman: what

me: that Don Juan

weedman: what

me: that dank dank

weedman: what

me: the griefo

weedman: what

me: the green mile

weedman: what

me: the mohasky

weedman: what

me: that alaskan thunderfuck

weedman: what

me: weed

weedman: what

me: marijuana

weedman: fresh out

Tattooed Tears // The Front Bottoms

Dont you hate when you slip up and tell people ya business 

*eyes snap open at 3:47am* i’m unlovable

me walking into the animal shelter: hi id like the stupidest cat you have

Thanks @shemovesabstract. It’s time for 🌱cinnamon rolls now.

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there