PEEP EXTREME

:D

u kids really liked this one huh everyone doin ok?

This weirdly reminds me of the time the people installing the new water heater at my house found hundreds of living clams and mushrooms under the floor in our basement.

I'm gonna need you to elaborate and provide images if possible because that sounds both horrifying and fucking magical.

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

#not to brag but im so fckn good at this

Out of Touch

Yes

you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005

when he's tired, he puts himself to bed

amen brother…

5 year olds wanna be like "o i tied my shews on my own!!!!" ok. I didnt kill myself or commit a class B felony today. Talk to me when youve learned a lil smth about life, faggot.

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just

anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

Tumblr constantly has gems like this where someone says something seemingly inane but it’s actually a thought we’ve all had at some point in our lives

Best friends

points have been made

Counterpoint

an addition

We’re done

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