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How close do their borders come to?
Hmmm…Seems like they touch.
hmm??
…you have to be kidding me.
…..
…Wow….
yep it checks out
the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans
I’m the most fuckable person in this jigsaw trap
“Ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand & the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that.”
— Brian Andreas, Story People: Selected Stories & Drawings of Brian Andreas (via suspend)
end me, kind sir
Today’s mood is literally just Billy Burke walking around the set of Twilight
okay but when jasper said ‘my apologies ma’am’ in eclipse my heart went:
bella and emmett on a daily basis
edward in the meadow when he was trying to scare bella
Oh to be illiterate
Why is Eclipse so damn dark I be looking at the screen like this
jasper hale really was out yee'ing and haw'ing in some fine ass snakeskin cowboy boots and we never even noticed