ding dong ur wrong

i see your ‘nowhere in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty was an egg’ and raise you ‘nowhere in the legendarium does tolkien say that elves have pointed ears’

Mary Shelley didn’t give the monster bolts.

Arthur Conan Doyle never put Holmes in a deer stalker (also “elementary my dear Watson” is never said in the books, and he doesn’t smoke a curved pipe)

There are boys at Beauxbatons and girls at Durmstrang schools

Edgar Allan Poe wrote the earliest essay on the big bang theory

though it is implied, the odyssey never states that polyphemus has one eye, or that all cyclopes have one eye

2.04 | 3.31

Grocery shopping like a champ.

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Racheal: [as Misty] Ash is… driving me around L.A.!

Veronica: [as Ash] Yeah, and Misty’s just… driving me crazy! Ha!

Racheal: [chuckles]

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Racheal: [as Misty, concerned] Ash, this is a dead end!

Veronica: [as Ash] Um, yeah, but… [optimistically] always full of possibilities!

[Racheal breaks character laughing]

Veronica: [still in character, quietly] I’m gonna turn around…

VERONICA TAYLOR (ASH KETCHUM) AND RACHEAL LILLIS (MISTY) STUCK IN RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC IMPROVISING IN THE VOICES 

MY HEART

im forever bitter that t100 wasn’t a netflix original series, like we could have seen the worldbuilding fleshed out, seen the glowing forest kru and the desert clans and the way the commander was chosen. not to mention some tasteful nipple shots, better sex scenes AND raven getting her pussy ate on the hood of the rover

Girls don’t like boys, girls like when writers don’t kill off great and/or potentially great characters solely for shock value.

This has already been a really amazing date, Flash.

(ﾉ ♥‿♥)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

The way Eliza looks at Marie 😍

If you notice, Eliza looks at all her women friends like this. She LOVES women. She loves being a woman. And she’s all about women empowerment. She just adores the beautiful creatures women are and that’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO apparent in how she behaves, carries herself, speaks, and interacts with women. 

We are what we are.

gay time gay time

1x05 - 2x01 || Kara rescuing her beautiful businesswomen (｡♥‿♥｡)

This is how Kara meets women ;D

best pickup line EVER

Plot twist

Supervillains are doing stuff like this to try and set Kara up with a nice girl <3

Supervillains wanting to set Kara up with someone so she’ll be too distracted to go after them, then they get jealous because they miss her attention.

Looking at you Livewire >.>

Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?

theres an episode where monica catches chandler watching porn so he changes the channel to a shark documentary but he still has a boner so monica tries to do shark things next time they sleep together and if that isnt romance i dont know what is you know

Being 17 and watching F.r.i.e.n.d.s is wild okay they got huge phones that i have only vague memories of. They wear the best and worst fahion I’ve ever seen. I know none of the guest stars. Someone unfamiliar walks on set. People cheer. Who are they? An actor? A musician?? Jesus??? I’ll never know