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This video is amazing

she’s so pure omg

[Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson plays]

Carly: -Hot night wind was blowing! Where you think you’re going baby?

Crowd: Hey I just met you! And this is crazy!

Carly: But here’s my number, so-!

Security guard: [nervous squeaky voice] Call me maybe!

[crowd cheers]

Carly: It’s hard to look right atcha-

how do u get rid of ur gag reflex im not trying to do anything dark sided just wanna brush the back of my tongue without wanting to die u kno

This man sacrificed himself for that muthafuckn like button

The fact that sloths aren’t extinct somehow proves that if u go at ur own pace and mind ur own fuckin business u too can succeed

i love children. i just asked this little boy I’m babysitting when his birthday is and he just shrugged and said “I don’t know”. time doesn’t affect him. he doesn’t have to worry about college

History books should just probably skip 2016

I love this!

I like this

I’m in love with this oh my god…

he told the girl who started the hashtag to stop taking credit for what he started and when she told him that she turned it into a positive thing he told her to ‘shut up fat bitch’ and compared her to snorlax and she shrugged that shit right off, she’s so young and so strong that shit is so great to see

half of tom hanks’ twitter is him tweeting lost items he sees and he signs all of his tweets

LMAOOOO

deadass

Honestly

everyone there is good news

papaw is ok!!