i love it when fanfiction authors spell it “balling my eyes out” i’ll be in the middle of an emotional scene about to cry then suddenly im like 💰💰🤪🤙💰💰

Jurassic Fight Night 2021

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unbelievable

my personal favorite

someone had to pick up Carrie Fisher’s mantle and by the gods, Pedro Pascal did it. 

:) this is my favorite comment on this post

Happy anniversary to the day we all collectively lost our minds

WALK WALK FASHION BABY

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

when it rains you simply do not get a day

for every 2 minutes of brain usage i need 20 minutes of distraction and possibly a nap

workshopping a YA novel where the government divides everyone into social classes based on whether they like cilantro or think it tastes like soap

on their 12th birthday everyone has to try cilantro for the first time in front of the whole community and report back on their opinion so they can be properly categorized and she says “it’s okay i guess” and she gets dragged offstage by the pro-cilantro government militia

groundbreaking concept! how do we shoehorn it into a love triangle

@shenzi-hemlock

The other leg of the love triangle has terribly backed-up sinuses and can't taste anything and thus has no clue where they fall on the cilantro question. Eventually they get their sinuses fixed and taste cilantro, but it happens off screen and the audience doesn't ever find out which side they fall on, but every now and again characters make joke about their behavior being understandable now and everyone laughs and we have no clue why

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

*watching dj khaleds snapchat* me: here we go Dj khaled: lets go see what we gon have for breakfast today Both of us at the same time: chicken sausage, egg whites, and water.. key to success

“on average there are 7 people who look just like you” wtf……. those blessed souls………….. have fun bein cute 

This is the bad place

I can't believe they've done this