I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

what is it called when you shoot someone on halloween

trigger treating

no its called homicide

trigger treating

Listening to drake at the gym, people think this is sweat rolling down my face but it’s actually tears

She looks beautiful

am i annoying & a lil ugly? yes. but will i let that get in the way of doing what i love and being happy?? also probably yes

remember when we all thought that mitt romney would be the worst possible thing to happen to politics ohohoho boy were we naive

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“I’ll make you moan, over”

“bend over” “bend what? over”

Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

What’s Ed Balls day?

Omg, okay explanation time. 

On the 28th of April, 2011, Ed Balls got a Twitter account. He decided (as most people under the spotlight do) to attempted to look up his own name. However, all he did was tweet “Ed Balls”. This, for some reason, got retweeted by THOUSANDS of people. On a global scale. And because he didn’t know you could delete a tweet it stayed. Every year since then,the 28th of April is Ed Balls day. 

This is the infamous tweet

and here are some gems to celebrate that have followed the years, including last year where they framed the tweet and got him to sign it for charity

There are also LOADS MORE in this article from the Telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/general-election-2015/11566593/Ed-Balls-Day-fourth-anniversary-of-that-tweet.html 

ed balls

E D B A L L S

Ezra Koenig tweeted this 5 years ago and it ended up on a Beyoncé album with his name as a song credit

ted cruz may be done, but the memes will never end. 

The moon hangs over the Sol Duc River and warmly lit trees at this popular fishing spot along the river.

Trevor Anderson

*takes too long to do anything bc I can’t stop daydreaming*

trying to flirt like

gf: i just shaved feel my legs

me: 

Happy birthday From Under the Cork Tree! (½)