Slytherin // INTP // Asexual // Female for @mylionfromstar

Who else is sick of their rude trash brain making them think terrible things all hours of the shitty trash day

so domestic ♡

what she says: I’m fine 

what she means: why is it okay to listen to spanish, italian music in public but when korean, chinese and japanese music comes on you all start to insult the whole asian culture and how they all look the same and that we don’t even understand anything they sing. bitch, half of you don’t even understand english and you listen to that shit everyday. that’s just disgusting and I’m tired of this because whenever I get asked about my music taste it starts with weird faces and insults

the realest shit I’ve read all day

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

- @jistring

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum 

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube 

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? 

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them

That last gif looks like Octavius was looking for a kiss, and well Jed misunderstood completely.

Being a homosexual in Octavius’ time was perfectly acceptable, which makes this all the more funny cause I think he thinks there can be something more, but Jeb is literally clueless as hell.

Cowboys in the Old West were also notoriously gay

MY TRUE OTP

FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

They both look like ‘shit I should’ve kissed him’ in the last gif…

they’re true gays because they’re both so fucking clueless they think the other one isnt interested

If ur a vampire please interact i have feelings for you

If you’re a demon double interact

welcome to my twisted mind

we have bananis…. and arvocadis…..

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

I definitely reblogged this sitting down not getting up to do the moonwalk at all