This isn't where I parked my car

is this true!!!!

kerplaah you’ll love this.

It's true. I totally do.

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month Why is he so angry

kerplaah

lilipanduhhh I have a plaque turf war in my mouth.

Tagged by 3000yearsandcounting to post ten songs on shuffle on my mp3 player… Let’s see what turns up…

1: Anagram - Rush 2: Rosslyn is Fading - Pandora Celtica 3:Twenty Four Hours - Joy Division 4: Squeeze me macaroni - Mr. Bungle 5: You Can Make Me Free-Billy Joel 6: Mad Man Moon - Genesis 7: Tea IN The Sahara - The Police 8: Quadrophonic Four Faces-.The Who 9: Can’t go back - Fleetwood Mac 10: Alan’s Psychedelic Breakfast- Pink Floyd

I now tag amore7808 (wife of mine) sentineltaskforce (son of mine) thimblerigthepirate (which I know will be chock full o’ beatles) lilipanduhhh, lochguinessmonster, & kayleepond, just to see if they’ll play it forward…

Tagged by epicallyepicepicosity -Passing By- Zero7 -Ghostwriter- RJD2 -Siren Song- Beats Antique -Billie Jean- Breathe Carolina -A Shogun Named Marcus- Clutch -Am I Free? - Wax Tailor -Next Year- Two Door Cinema Club -Yes! Yes! Yes! - Foxy Shazam! -Caterpillar Girl- The Cure -… & on- Erykah Badu I don’t know how many people to tag but I would like to see what kerplaah tastethespectrum adiawaves peoplesuck-pizzaisforever and 1631 have in their collections.

I don't have an mp3 player but my Slacker station works: 1. Spoonman -Soundgarden 2. Before I Forget - Slipknot 3. Tin Omen 1 - Skinny Puppy 4. Stinkfist - Tool 5. Boom box - Bass nectar 6. Back Against The Wall - Cage the Elephant 7. Sodom, Gomorrah, Washington D.C. - Anti-Flag 8. No Woman No Cry - Bob Marley 9. Laid to Rest - Lamb of God 10. Smoke Two Joints - Sublime lilipanduhhh

Dirty feet! 

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up

why is he in there

he was trying to find a tub to melt a dead body in acid in

oh well I was not expecting that

What the hell did I just watch? 

It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward

Wow this is really accurate right down to the breathing.

I’ve never hit reblog so fast in my life.

Gifted fishnet stockings and mirrors. And as always: dem arches. Special submission to everyfetishyoucouldthinkof.tumblr.com

Ayyyyy this really made my day seeing this in my inbox. And the fact I fucking love fishnet stockings makes it so much better. Thank you so much for the submission themissarcana. Your feet are by far one of the best on tumblr. And you’re fucking unbelievably cute to top it off. 

I loveee fishnetssss.

First official poster of American Horror Story: Freak Show

Wed Oct 8 on FX

Audhfhshjaownr dpapeirjjfn!!!!!

HOLY CRAP I CANT WAIT!! kerplaah!!!!!

Aaron Paul photographed by Prakash Shroff for Flaunt Magazine

lilipanduhhh yes plz