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Fresh strawberries

Deep down we all want to bite someone hard as shit. Jaw power on 100% for like 5 to 8 seconds. Just once.

So one of the questions I’ve been getting is on how we get clear pictures of the rats looking straight ahead with their mini paintings every time - and I’m here to tell you that absolutely isn’t always the case lol. While having a good setup helps a lot (as does lots of yogurt!), the other biggest factor in clear pictures is just taking absolute TONS of them! So here you go, here are some of my favorite mini painting photo shoot bloopers - and rest assured that we have many other bloopers that come with each photo session!

As always if you would like to commission your own rat painting (which comes with a 4 by 6 glossy photo of the rat w/their painting - and its not a blooper pic I promise ), you can do so on our Etsy here: https://www.etsy.com/shop/RatPaintings

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

I taught one of my ranching buddies “it fucken wimdy” and now he says it around his older more established ranching buddies

The exhilaration I get- upon hearing an old rancher (I’ve never met before) in cowboy boots and a cowboy hat while on a horse, grimly saying “it fucken wimdy” in a thick west Texas accent as he looks down upon his cows- is incalculable

2022-02-22 22:22 !!!!!!

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

I always love seeing this comic because it interprets Tumblr as a gigantic theater ruled by absolute chaos where sometimes somebody just stands up on their chair and shouts and we all pay attention

this post is from THIS YEAR

had to fact check and holy shit 2020 really has been 3 years long.

Happy one year anniversary little thread

happy 2 year anniversary, it’s been 3849493 years actually

What the fuck I coulda sworn I made this 10 years ago

yeah no whoever was dating that wasn’t looking at the right version of the post, the original’s from october 2017

You telling me someone gaslit me on my own post?

im tired

But it's Thursday???

It's literally tuesday

Holy shit.

“Papa was a proven whore” just makes me picture small victorian children talking shit about their dad

rotates rotates rotates

Diné mythology:

Unfortunately, Coyote had “a good idea”.

Celtic Mythology:

Unfortunately you pissed off the Fae

Hindu mythology:

Unfortunately, another asura managed to obtain a boon from Bramha/Vishnu/Shiva

I love how everyone’s mythology has some variation of “And then there was This Asshole”

(Often) Mythology in general: Unfortunately.

I’M ON TUMBLR. WE’RE ALL ON TUMBLR.

“are you sure you want to unsubscribe?” no i just scrolled to the bottom of the email and clicked the link just for the thrill of opening another tab

me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.

But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?

Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.

I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.

https://xkcd.com/231/

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