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hi my name is straightguy contractor and this is my wife blondehair interiordesign and this is our hgtv show, gentrification

bf: come over 

me: i can’t im eating leaves

bf: my parents aren’t home 

me: im a vegan

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

better

Okay good i didn’t want to reblog this without the racoon one

the raccoon one tho

Favorite commercial thing.

See this why you don’t live with white people

dyingggg

When my mom throws a family party

Deadpool marketing is on point

#it’s shitposting marketing

When my mom throws a family party

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AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD

the signs as this video

aries: tim taurus: fuckin hell gemini: the elf cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader leo: the aeroplane virgo: the zooming libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops scorpio: the worst day of their professional life sagittarius: the news presenter capricorn: the faulty earpiece aquarius: the dicks pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister

imagine caring so much about gender conformity that you just color code your entire family