can’t risk it

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

Gotta take all the chances…..

Never risk it

i had to

Congratulations.

Let us just appreciate that this person’s dad didn’t know when they would be home and so he couldn’t plan for them to be able to join the family for dinner, but he knew with no doubts that dear sweet Meatloaf staying in that exact position for hours was an absolute in this scenario. Truly, that cat was named well.

one of my favorite posts on tumblr over the course of 5 fucking years.. clearly i need a life

Meatloaf is a reliable cat and did not steal the money for selfish reasons. A rare friend.

I love Meatloaf. :)

Bless Meatloaf

Reblog Money Meatloaf to get surprise $40

LMAOOOO WHO TF MADE THIS!?!?

IM SCREAMING AHDKSHDKSJ

REPEAT AFTER ME : I am about to walk into the greatest year of my life✨

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

sorry my english was bad to write this

Is that all you’re sorry for

El Roomba lowcost

Screaming

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

Fuck it, hope she bless me

But what if a nigga don’t reblog this and they great great great grand kid finds a treasure chest?🤔

What year did this start? I’m always feels my like I have to reboot this

not risking shitttt

The fuck, guys? I don’t even know who she is bur damn I’ve been cursed before so I ain’t risking

The fuck you mean you don’t know who she is?!

she gets re-blogged on my dashboard at least once a week?

wanna know what mental image just crept into my brain?

a clown funeral where the pallbearers accidentally drop the casket and like fifteen dead clowns fall out

max garcia here gets it

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

If fear was a song

This is what plays when you’re being chased through a haunted house by a clown

when a wild pokemon gets bold and hits u with a “you couldn’t get away!” so u decide to kill it with ur most OP move to teach it a lesson

Fuck this bitch. She’s just mad more people wanna fuck Pennywise than her.

I mean, look at him.

what the genuine fuck are you talking about

its bad when the brony is the sensible one

That’s fair