one guacamole is equal to 6.0221415×10²³ guacas

I’m disgusted by my ability to get this joke

one might even call it

avocado’s number

hot n cold by katy perry was such a 6th grade anthem like remember when people wore converse sneakers and would straighten only their bangs and had an ipod touch with the background that said muffins are just ugly cupcakes

WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT 2008!!!!

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

“oh you’re a vegetarian? you must be so healthy!”

sync

low key wanna die. high key know it’ll get better and that I’ll be okay but still low key wanna die

I brought you a gift.

Malia + 4.02 : 117

imagine rain but like shower temperature 

my little sister is addicted to that online game Club Penguin so today i made an account and ive been following her around in the penguin world all day and beating her in every game she tries to play and just standing in her igloo looking at the wall she doesnt know its me and she just let out a defeated scream from the other room i love the internet 

scooter + cup = adorable

I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

Dan’s 5.29.2013 YouNow

insp.

honestly how can so many people not bother learning the most basic astrology?

its frustrating?? ok here we go:

logical: gemini, libra, aquarius, taurus, virgo and capricorn

emotional: aries, leo, sagittarius, cancer, scorpio  and pisces

introverted:  cancer, scorpio, pisces, taurus, virgo and capricorn

extroverted:  gemini, libra, aquarius, aries, leo, sagittarius

feminine:  cancer, scorpio, pisces, taurus, virgo and capricorn

masculine:  gemini, libra, aquarius, aries, leo, sagittarius

sensitive: cancer, scorpio, pisces

detached: gemini, libra, aquarius

I feel so attacked by this post like geez sorry