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i find this to be humerus

@jaguarbird / jaguarbird.tumblr.com

Tara, 31. MA in Anthropology. Life-long dancer. This blog is a mess and I'm not sorry. I get really excited about a lot of things.
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griseldajane

Digital Commissions 2024

I was asked about commissions and I do take them!

Taking on all commissions! You want a drawing, I'm happy to make it for you.

Holy Smoke y'all, I just got the estimate for Arwen's dental surgery and it is a lot more than I originally thought. 😭😭😭

I'm not expecting commissions to pay for all of it, but being able to take on more work to help pay for some of it would be a blessing.

No worries if you can't commission me! A reblog would be help too! Thanks very much.

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Being a Catholic priest is a form of kink roleplay. I think. 

Ohh you’re wearing your little collar that tells everyone you’re not allowed to have sex? Do you belong to god? Do you call him your daddy?

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kostromas
In Finnish folklore, Ajattara is a spirit known as “Devil of the Woods”. She is an evil female spirit that manifests as a snake or dragon. Ajattara spreads disease and pestilence; anyone that looks at her becomes ill.
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asmeesh

I've had some DMs lately about tattoos. I've got two slots opening on my ko-fi tomorrow, but for ko-fi Subscribers only.

Life has been busy and I hope to open more slots, including to the general public soon. Thanks for your patience!

(Commissions above shared with permission. Please do not use)

Reblog because the custom tattoo slots are now available!

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hey good news

there's a specifically designated role in the naked mole rat ecology for "guy who runs off into the wilderness and fucks their way into a stranger's house"

Y'all have no idea how absurdly strange naked mole rats are as creatures They're cold-blooded mammals that live in a eusocial structure with a queen and drones, similar to ants, bees, termites and no other mammal on the planet. They barely need to breathe, with a respiration rate low enough to let them thrive in burrows with 2% oxygen, and survive with 0 oxygen whatsoever for about 20 minutes with zero lasting effects.

They live for over 30 years, which is absurdly long for a rodent, don't grow frail with age, and are basically immune to cancer because their telomeres just never shorten.

Naked Mole Rats are rodents that attempted to evolve into bugs, failed, and unlocked the secret to immortality in the process.

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