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kiss me, kill me

@xcannibae / xcannibae.tumblr.com

i'm begging you to hurt me if you wanted you could kill me maybe you could kiss me, but you'll kill me kiss me, kill me
ashe ♡ 30 ♡ she/they
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They shall lay hands on the sick,

and they shall recover…

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atombombtom

As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

Like literally every time I see Miss Piggy there's a period where I need to readjust to the fact that it's not a person, and I feel that period is getting longer and longer with every instance

now all my Youtube recommendations are filled with Miss Piggy interviews. I’m not complaining. Miss Piggy what’s your secret to ageing so graciously

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bigscaryd

It's not just the audience; professional journalists, hosts, and actors report it is legitimately difficult to not see the Muppet as a person, and it is, in fact, incredibly easy to interview or act with them once the performer gets properly set up.

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redwaltz

Like that one time they couldn't figure out why Kermit's audio was so garbage... then realized they'd put the mic on him instead of the performer.

this has been a very longstanding issue - before the muppet show was even a thing some muppets appeared in commercials, such as rolf the dog they had a continual problem where when people directing/shooting the dogfood commercial would give dirrection to rolf that they would be speaking to the muppet, to which rolf REPEATEDLY had to tell them ‘i cant hear you, you have to talk to him’ and point at the performer underneath him rolf is one of the most embarrassing muppets to need this direction as the performer is this, damn, obvious when not on camera

‘sir, i am a bathroom mat, the man you need to talk to is back there’

I did an interview with Gonzo one time, and when I got into the Zoom call, it was the actor on screen trying to figure out his audio. And then once he did, he went like “OKAY!” and then just like dove to the floor and it was Gonzo and there was never a moment when I doubted that the dude was just Gonzo’s tech guy 

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Yo do u write any tintin type fanfics?! And i also luve ur tintin art its really cute :D

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Ha ha, thank you! My story gifsets would be fanfiction I guess! I do write out a plot outline for each story, so every story gifset you see has been fully plotted out. I even sometimes sketch out comic pages of specific story beats and dialogue exchanges. Under the cut I have a few “comics” from my sketchbooks:

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a beautiful bisexual man seductively wiping blood from his nose after running directly into a telephone pole

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