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i luv being cooler and better than people who have wronged me

hate when I am wearing makeup & still look shitty like what else am I supposed to do? get enough sleep? eat right & exercise? as if

lawful good: sleeping with fan off and blanket off when its hot chaotic evil: sleeping with fan on and blanket on when its hot

if ur a boy n u tell ur tall gf not to wear heels around u congrats she’s my girl now don’t ever speak to me or my amazon gf ever again

There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.  

1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Sometimes shipping something does mean that.  Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.”  Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B.  Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.”  And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes. 

Listen to your parents, kids.

This really should be one of a handful of Public Service Announcements randomly and chronically inserted into one’s dash.

can u not can u not

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Men are so annoying with the whole girls fuck over nice guys like do you know how many guys fuck over nice girls? Girls that will do ANYTHING for them? Girls who want them exclusively and cherish them and try to put up with them while the man cheats and treats her like shit? Like bye with that I don’t feel sorry for y'all. Everyone is capable of being shitty but you don’t hear us girls crying about nice girls finishing last shut the fuck up.

exactly.

and also, i feel that the whole “nice guys” shit is just showing girls basic respect. so since you showed me basic respect, i have to go out with you? you’re just respecting me so i’ll go out with you? lmao

Somebody did a Dat Boi cosplay. When they were walking down the main corridor people from either side of the hall and the balconies saw him and started screaming “OH SHIT” “ITS DAT BOI” “OH SHIT WHADDUP” and it was the best echo I’ve ever heard

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

BELINDA PLEASE

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

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so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

This video has no chill….. (X)

Lmaoooooo STOP THIS !! 😂😂💀💀💀✌🏾️

Don’t talk shit about people’s teeth. Seriously.

Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast…

Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck).

Regardless, don’t be an asshole. Not even very attractive teeth look good on those.

I’ve NEVER seen a post like this and I’m thrilled TBH because I’m very insecure about my teeth and there is literally one reason they are not nice and that is money so I’m literally down for teeth positivity